HyperFizzics brand energy drink is the scientifically formulated brain booster/energy elixir “for the nerd in you.” this delicious bubbly concoction is reverse-engineered, formulated, and bottled outside area 51 and shipped via anti-gravity craft to its headquarters in the emerald city, from where it is distributed throughout the world. HyperFizzics is the ideal energy drink for marathon video-gamers, tv series bingers, late night studiers, overnight role-playing-gamers, midnight sci-fi watchers, wee-early hour podcast listeners, and just about anyone else staying up past his or her bedtime or in need of a pick-me-up. Want to go into beast mode while engaging in a quirky hobby or nerd core activity? Then HyperFizzics is the energy drink for you need a refreshing jolt of revitalization after a long day at the lab? Try HyperFizzics let’s face facts, not everyone guzzling an energy drink is trying to run a 5k or go extreme snowboarding, some just want a little extra fuel to beat that pesky last level of super Mario or hear the final hour of a late evening paranormal-themed radio show. In keeping with the scientific pioneering spirit of the drink, a percentage of the proceeds from the sale of HyperFizzics will be donated to theoretical physicist dr. Ron mallet’s ‘space-time twisting by light project,’ a time travel feasibility study to be conducted at the university of Connecticut. So if you need a quick power-up to slay the monster, then cut the bull and grab a can of HyperFizzics: Scientifically formulated brain booster/energy elixir “for the nerd in you “.
Features
- Tastes great
- Citrus berry flavor
- Smooth energy














